Anonymous asked: boobs, please?
anon, you are so damn persistent. so im gonna have to say… no.
the only bad thing about being naked is not having any pockets
(via kathrynisanexplosion)
stop
my shampoo smells like toaster strudel
today is a good day.
(Source: skydomenicalikes, via laughandphotograph)
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
(via something-poetic)
50 word ficlet
A librarian sits erect as the books spin off their shelves. She rasps “no floating in the library.” Still they circle.
Women swipe applesauce off gummy cheeks, clicking baby farsi in the mother tongue. gossamer birds float overhead. librarian rasps at air. Bullfrog gulps. All is still. Everyone quite themself.