Anonymous asked: boobs, please?

anon, you are so damn persistent. so im gonna have to say… no.

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maxfuckingbemis:

Pizza Kids- We Like Pizza (Radio Edit)

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hello-cunt:

the only bad thing about being naked is not having any pockets

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stop

my shampoo smells like toaster strudel

today is a good day.


lunar alphabet

lunar alphabet

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bienenkiste:

Elizabeth Olsen by Alex Prager | W October 2011

bienenkiste:

Elizabeth Olsen by Alex Prager | W October 2011

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ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

what!!

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

what!!

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heller from the angry mob

heller from the angry mob

kathryn, our sleepovers always come to this. 

kathryn, our sleepovers always come to this. 

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thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

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50 word ficlet

A librarian sits erect as the books spin off their shelves. She rasps “no floating in the library.”   Still they circle.

 

Women swipe applesauce off gummy cheeks, clicking baby farsi in the mother tongue. gossamer birds float overhead. librarian rasps at air. Bullfrog gulps. All is still. Everyone quite themself.

pleatedjeans:

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