At my funeral, I will request a nontraditional display of public indecency.
I want everyone to approach someone that they have always admired from afar, and mack on them. For a long time. It can even be during the service! It can be someone they used to or currently have a crush on, or someone they just find plain attractive. And since it is my dying wish, nobody had better have any qualms with it.
Obviously, it’s cruel to refuse someone their dying wish.
As this aforementioned macking occurs I will watch from above and eat cornchips and wear slippers and laugh at all the violence that ensues. And perhaps there will also be little specks and sparks of happiness that come out of it. Who knows.